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		<title>Real Estate Investors Still Waiting For Bottom</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Halloran</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what the buyers are waiting for! Yes, prices are still declining in some sectors of the market but the depreciation is slowing. Reasons for first time home buyers to buy now! Interest rates are low (as the fed cuts short term rates long term fixed rates (30 year rates usually go up). No [...]]]></description>
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<p>I don&#8217;t know what the buyers are waiting for! Yes, prices are still declining in some sectors of the market but the depreciation is slowing.</p>
<p>Reasons for first time home buyers to buy now!</p>
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<li>Interest rates are low (as the fed cuts short term rates long term fixed rates (30 year rates usually go up). No one is expecting 30 year rates to go down!</li>
<li>First time home buyer time tax credit (basiclly a $7500 interest free loan from the IRS) for more information take a look at <a href="http://www.federalhousingtaxcredit.com/">http://www.federalhousingtaxcredit.com/</a> for additional details.</li>
<li>Many homes to choose from and little competion from other buyers. When this market hits bottom it will be caused by more buyers in the market and less inventory. Buyers who are able to purchase now will be able to find the deals.</li>
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		<title>Haunted Houses &#8211; A Little Foreclosure Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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